Does it all have to be about race? YES!

Paul Mooney at his best. His stand up (i.e. sit down) is pretty raw. As my roommate said, if you were at a bar and had a few drinks with him, this is what he would say... this isn't a "bit"! There are so many one-liners I don't think quoting would do it justice, just watch. I actually thought the people he was interviewing were actors at first, but apparently, they're real... HA!

91 goals in a year. WOW!

Messi scored an all-time record 91 goals for club & country in 2012, surpassing Gerd Muller's record of 85 set in 1985. I'm proud to be a fan and to have witnessed most of this history live. We are watching a true legend!

Left foot, right foot, header, free kicks... he does it all! Congratulations Leo. ¡Ya sos el dios de fútbol!


He also won a ridiculous 4TH Ballon d'Or in the sweetest jacket ever. ¡Felicitaciones!