South Africa 2010.

Italy, Germany or Brazil didn't win. Change ---> Good.

USA are the only group winners to not make the final 8.

7 of the 8 teams from the American continent pass the group stage. Lo siento, hondureños...

Italy + France = 3 points. HA!!!

The final didn't go to penalties... but it felt like it!

REFEREES need to go to a "How to do my job correctly" seminar, but seriously, stop tumbling across the stage, players.

Technology: needed. Sorry England... you still would have had to get it together though!

Africa didn't win. Shit... well I guess you'll stay in the "not from Europe/South America" club.

Europe 10, South America 9. Aaaand yep, that's all the cups. That's it!

The ball was too light; all blasts from all teams were flying out of the stadium. Or the vuvuzelas were blowin too hard?

Where the fuck were Ronaldo, Rooney, Kaká or Messi? Is club football a different fucking sport than what just happened in this month-long ordeal in South Africa?

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